“Gregory, would you pay $50 to be line leader?”
Ava walks by, snatches one pack of glue sticks from Janine’s pile, and mutters, “Administrative fee.” She then uses them to glue a tiara to her office door. abbott elementary s01e03 bd9
“I’ll name it ‘The Eraser of My Enemies.’” “Gregory, would you pay $50 to be line leader
Gregory (Tyler James Williams) walks in holding a hand-crank pencil sharpener that has smoke coming out of it. You’re selling ‘educational enrichment
“That’s a marketing problem, sweetheart. You’re selling ‘educational enrichment.’ Boring. What you need is pity .”
“It’s capitalism . Also, I’m taking 10% for administrative overhead.” (She winks at the camera.) “That’s my lunch money.”
Janine decides not to bribe parents. Instead, she posts the video of the fake leak (without crying) and writes an honest caption: “We need glue. Also, our ceiling is fine. But we’re really poor.”