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Blackbeard (McShane) set down his knitting needles and lit one of the fuses in his beard just for the sparkle. “Alright, you scallywags,” he boomed, though his eyes twinkled. “Back to work. And someone get that missionary a hairdryer before he prays for a hurricane.”
Nearby, (Blackbeard himself) sat in a canvas chair, sipping tea from a thermos. His costume, a tangle of smoking fuses and leather, looked less like piracy and more like a rock-and-roll apocalypse. He was knitting a tiny purple scarf for his granddaughter. “The trick,” he rumbled to Geoffrey Rush (the ever-scheming Barbossa), who was sharpening his wooden leg with a file, “is to terrify the crew before lunch. After lunch, they’re too sleepy for a proper mutiny.” actores de piratas del caribe 4
Then came the distraction. (the serene, silent mermaid Syrena) emerged from her tank, dripping wet and laughing. She wasn’t mute at all; she was chattering in rapid French to Sam Claflin (the missionary Philip), who was blushing because his fake clerical collar had gone soggy. Blackbeard (McShane) set down his knitting needles and
Depp looked up from his lemon. “Children, children,” he drawled, “the real treasure isn’t the Fountain of Youth. It’s finding a wig that doesn’t itch.” He tugged at his dreadlocks. “This one has developed its own ecosystem. I’ve named the ecosystem ‘Kevin’.” And someone get that missionary a hairdryer before
The humid air of the soundstage smelled of salt spray and yesterday’s rum. The director yelled “Cut!” and the clatter of swords faded into laughter.
Cruz finally produced the lemon from her hair. “See? Real pirates don’t need maps. Just good hiding places.”
“You’re a terrible missionary, Philip,” Syrena teased, flicking water at him. “You can’t even convert a water bottle to stay dry.”
