Greg grabbed his keys. He was a landlord, not a plumber, but times were tight. A plumber would cost $400 just to show up. A Bunnings snake? $89.
The Bunnings car park was a gladiatorial arena of utes, trailers, and exhausted parents. He marched inside, past the sausage sizzle (onions on top, a good sign), and collected his prize. The box was heavy, promising a coiled beast of galvanised steel and grim determination. bunnings snake drain
Then the resistance came.
But deep down, he knew the truth. The Bunnings snake had won. Not because it cleared the drain—it hadn’t, not really. But because it had taught him a lesson only Bunnings can teach: some jobs are best left to the experts. But if you’re too stubborn for that, at least buy the onion on your snag. You’re going to need something to take the taste away. Greg grabbed his keys
The snake went slack.
Then it erupted.
The phone buzzed against Greg’s hip like an angry wasp. He wiped his greasy hands on his shorts and squinted at the screen. “Bunnings.” The automated message was crisp: Your special order, the 7.5-metre Heavy-Duty Drain Snake, is ready for collection. A Bunnings snake