College Stories: My Girlfriend Is Too Naive!!! Direct

Then yesterday, she left her dorm room unlocked all day because “someone might need to borrow a charger.” A stranger could’ve walked in, taken her stuff, and she’d probably leave a note saying “Hope you enjoy the snacks!”

My Girlfriend Is Too Naive!!!

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College is hard enough without dating someone who thinks the Nigerian prince email is a genuine scholarship opportunity. Send help. Or a helmet for her. college stories: my girlfriend is too naive!!!

“Babe, that’s a scam.” “But it says ‘congratulations’ and has a smiley face!” “So does my Venmo request for ‘emotional damages.’ Doesn’t mean it’s legit.” Then yesterday, she left her dorm room unlocked

I love her, I really do. But I’ve started proofreading her life choices like they’re freshman essays. And honestly? I’m one more “but they seemed nice!” away from wrapping her in bubble wrap and hiding her in the library. Or a helmet for her