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“We don’t want world domination,” Agent Webfoot says, adjusting his tiny earpiece. “We want world hydration . More ponds. Better bread alternatives. And maybe, just maybe… a little respect.”

Behind every satisfied waddle, every perfectly timed head-dunk, and every suspiciously photogenic puddle of waterfowl lies a shadowy organization so secret that even pigeons refuse to gossip about it. duck.quackpr

By I.M. Beakman, Avian Investigative Journalist “We don’t want world domination,” Agent Webfoot says,

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So, the ducks did what any intelligent species would do: they hired a PR firm. But not just any firm. They hired themselves .