On Earth, bad attention is still attention. I’ve recalculated. We pivot to cringe comedy.
Maya takes a bite of pizza, shrugs.
(deadpan) She’s funnier than you, Zorp. We’re hiring her. etvshow
ZORP (green, four‑armed, wearing a sequined blazer) adjusts a selfie stick. On Earth, bad attention is still attention
(off‑camera, holding a phone) We went viral on HumanTok. Two million views. Someone called us “the worst thing since crop‑dusting.” shrugs. (deadpan) She’s funnier than you