Gonzo Xmas Bts ((exclusive)) -

Namjoon looks up, guilty, a water bottle dripping over plastic branches. “It felt thirsty.”

Merry Christmas, you beautiful weirdos. 🎄🥔💜 gonzo xmas bts

The BTS rehearsal studio, Seoul. 11:47 PM. Three days before Christmas. Tinsel is duct-taped to the mirrors. A half-eaten snowman-shaped rice ball sits abandoned on the speaker. Namjoon looks up, guilty, a water bottle dripping

“If we are doing ‘Feliz Navidad,’” Jin announces, “we need authentic sound effects.” He plugs it in. The blender whirs to life, shredding a stray candy cane. Jimin applauds. Jungkook films it vertically. Namjoon looks up