She handed him an olive. He looked at the chicken. The chicken stared back.

“Riccardo,” she said, taking a long sip of wine. “Aspirational is boring. I don’t sell a lifestyle. I sell a beautiful disaster. And my price is one hundred percent non-negotiable: you have to learn the chicken dance.”

And in that moment, Veda knew she had won. Because the entire house, the lifestyle, the entertainment — it was never for the camera. It was for the soul. And her soul, dusty, loud, and gloriously Italian, was finally, perfectly, at home.

Veda looked at him. Then at Sergio, who was currently trying to teach a chicken to walk a tightrope. Then at the sheet cinema, still flapping in the breeze.