Just before credits, Ant & Dec appear on a tiny screen mounted to a tree stump. They’re smiling too widely.

“Congratulations – you’ve survived day one. But here’s the thing. This is Greece. And in Greek tragedy… someone always dies. Don’t worry – not literally. But tomorrow, one of you will be voted out… before any trial. The public has already chosen. You’ll find out at breakfast.”

Cut to black. Sound of cicadas. Then a single whisper – into the dark: “I know who the mole is. And they’re standing right next to you.”

Here’s a proper story-style treatment for a fictional I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! Greece – Season 21, Episode 1: “Arrival & Agony” . Arrival & Agony LOCATION: A remote, sun-scorched inlet on the coast of the Peloponnese, Greece. Ruins of an ancient amphitheater loom above camp. COLD OPEN – NIGHT

His trial: suspended over a gorge in a harness. He must crawl between two ancient stone pillars while retrieving stars from holes filled with Greek wildlife – scorpions (non-lethal but large), eels, and fermented goat cheese slurry. Leo vomits twice. Gets 6 out of 10 stars. Returns to camp silent, humbled.

A helicopter thunders over the Aegean Sea, moonlight fracturing on black water. Inside, ten celebrities – faces we half-recognize – grip crash webbing. A former Olympian (), a fired reality TV villain ( LEO, 28 ), a beloved 90s boyband singer ( DARREN, 48 ), a scandal-hit MP ( ANNA, 52 ), a TikTok prankster ( JAY, 22 ), a legendary soap actress ( MAUREEN, 66 ), a Michelin-starred chef ( THEO, 41 ), a retired rugby captain ( SAM, 39 ), a supermodel turned wellness guru ( CHLOE, 31 ), and a children’s TV presenter ( OLIVER, 45 ).