Jayden Jaymes, Bill Bailey My Dad's Hot Girlfriend [exclusive] May 2026

Bill held up a bag of wilted greens like a man surrendering. “They were out of organic, so I got the… regular evil kind.”

“We’ll juice the negativity right out of them!” Pam declared. She turned to Jayden. “And you, my giant, are the star of today’s segment: ‘Gentle Giant Gets Zen.’ We’re doing outdoor yoga, followed by a de-stress smoothie bowl, then a DIY macrame gourd-holder craft.” jayden jaymes, bill bailey my dad's hot girlfriend

The smoothie bowl was next. Pam’s recipe called for “a whisper of activated charcoal” and “moon milk.” Jayden’s version, after she left him alone for thirty seconds, included protein powder, a raw egg, and a dollop of hot sauce. He called it “The Concussion Cure.” Pam took one sip, turned the color of his linen pants, and politely set it down. Bill held up a bag of wilted greens like a man surrendering

Jayden saw his opening. He stood up, his head nearly brushing the ceiling fan. “Pam,” he said, in the low, calm voice he used to psych out opponents before a title match. “I appreciate the lifestyle. I do. The wellness, the crafts, the… peeing cherub. But my dad? He’s a man of action. He fixes things. You can’t put a gourd in a rope prison. You have to let him unclog a drain.” “And you, my giant, are the star of