Today. Today will be different.
See? System works.
Pull the lever, Kirtu.
Kirtu heaves the lever with impossible strength. The ground shakes. Somewhere, a distant castle explodes. Kirtu is already walking away, munching the sausage, the helmet still over his eyes. kirtu comic
I have a SYSTEM.
A long, silent beat. The red eyes blink. Slowly, a gnarled, clawed hand emerges from the cave, holding a single, sad-looking sausage on a fork. munching the sausage
…What?
