To patlo thai ne taro phone no. sandeso lekar koni idhar udhar bhagvanu che?
(Tanker arrives. Everyone runs. But the driver opens the valve – and out comes... coconut water!)
(sarcastically) Ha! Ane baki nu paani to koi service charge ma aavatu hoy? lage raho gujjubhai full natak
Toh nariyal paani ma paapad thai? Aapda gujarati cuisine ni history ma nathi evu.
(entering with a smirk) Cheeni? Mene to sugar-free life start kari che, Hasuben. Diabetes bhaag jase, patlo thai jase. To patlo thai ne taro phone no
Gujjubhai! Tame kaho chho ke paani aavase? Saat divas thi bathroom ni mausi Dubai ni yatra par gayi che! Aavjo Dubai, chale jao Dubai...
(muttering) Six baje utho, savere savere gujarati samachar suno, phir chai maadu... par chai ma thi cheeni gayab! Gujjubhai, cheeni kidhi gayi? Everyone runs
Bhavesh, tension nai levani. Popatkaka ne kaho ke paani ma mineral water bole che, ane mineral water to 7-star hotel ma bhi 500 rupiya ma aave che. Aapda society ma free ma aavatu hoy to etlu bhi kharchu?