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"Freya," Miss Raquel said, kneeling to eye level, "why can’t you just follow the rules?"

Every great villain needs an origin story, but few are as unexpectedly charming as that of Freya von Doom. She began, as all terrifying things do, in a second-grade classroom under the jurisdiction of Miss Raquel—a woman whose ponytail was as severe as her phonics worksheets and whose stare could silence a sugar-fueled birthday party from three rooms away. Miss Raquel did not believe in grey areas. The world, in her classroom, was divided into two columns: "Neat" and "Disappointing." miss raquel and freya von doom

Freya, at seven years old, was firmly in the "Disappointing" column. Her handwriting leaned left like a tired fence. Her glue stick always seemed to escape its cap and adhere her fingers to her art projects, and she had the unfortunate habit of answering rhetorical questions. When Miss Raquel asked, "What part of 'silent reading' do you not understand?" Freya answered, quite earnestly, "The part where my lips move." "Freya," Miss Raquel said, kneeling to eye level,

Now, at twenty-nine, Freya von Doom does not wear a cape or cackle from a volcano lair. She wears tailored blazers and cackles quietly into her oat milk latte. She is a "strategic compliance consultant," which means corporations hire her to find out exactly how much they can get away with before the law notices. She is very, very good at it. Her business card reads: Freya von Doom – Because Someone Has To Ask The Uncomfortable Questions. The world, in her classroom, was divided into