Safe zones are gone. The last radio broadcast came from a bunker in Nevada: “They’ve started building towers . Tower of Pimps. Made of scrap metal and human bones. They’re guarding them with modified Nerf guns that fire bullets.”
If you find this log… don’t cry for me. mlg virus
It started in the memes. That’s what nobody wants to admit. We thought it was a joke. A parody. A bad edit from 2014. Safe zones are gone
I’ve seen a man try to drink an entire 2-liter of Code Red through his eye socket because “that’s how the pros do it.” I’ve seen a National Guard unit get wiped out by a single chorus of “Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life” played through a stolen church organ. Made of scrap metal and human bones
I’m writing this in a drained swimming pool. Outside, the sky is green like a bad greenscreen. A horde walks past. Their leader is wearing a fedora and a trench coat made of Dorito bags. He’s screaming, “M’lady,” at a fire hydrant.
He whispers: “Pwned.”