"That’s not math, that’s just lazy writing."
"You’ve been sitting incorrectly your entire life, Jerry. Slouching is a cry for help." rick and morty s06e03 tv
"No, it’s a literal trap. But also yes." "That’s not math, that’s just lazy writing
"You’re still on that? Morty, Jessica is biologically incapable of feeling romantic attraction to anyone with less than three confirmed existential crises per semester. Now grab a flask—we’re leaving." Morty, Jessica is biologically incapable of feeling romantic
holding a dripping, severed tentacle and a device that looks like a graphing calculator fused with a lava lamp.
"So you’re telling me this whole thing is just a metaphor for Rick avoiding therapy?"
The Algebastard refuses to hand it over unless Rick solves a "simple" equation: —a mathematical proof for the perfect hypothetical escape plan. Specifically: given infinite universes, calculate the exact probability of surviving a jump into a vat of acid while bad guys shoot at you, but only if the acid turns out to be fake, the floor is a trapdoor, and also you look cool doing it.
"That’s not math, that’s just lazy writing."
"You’ve been sitting incorrectly your entire life, Jerry. Slouching is a cry for help."
"No, it’s a literal trap. But also yes."
"You’re still on that? Morty, Jessica is biologically incapable of feeling romantic attraction to anyone with less than three confirmed existential crises per semester. Now grab a flask—we’re leaving."
holding a dripping, severed tentacle and a device that looks like a graphing calculator fused with a lava lamp.
"So you’re telling me this whole thing is just a metaphor for Rick avoiding therapy?"
The Algebastard refuses to hand it over unless Rick solves a "simple" equation: —a mathematical proof for the perfect hypothetical escape plan. Specifically: given infinite universes, calculate the exact probability of surviving a jump into a vat of acid while bad guys shoot at you, but only if the acid turns out to be fake, the floor is a trapdoor, and also you look cool doing it.
