R/pirated

If you hear a .exe file calling your name from a torrent with 0 seeders but 1 leecher… that leecher is me. And I’m warning you.

So I clicked. I downloaded. I ran the .exe as Administrator. r/pirated

It didn’t install Photoshop. It installed something else. If you hear a

(OP) → I wish. Yesterday it printed a receipt from my wireless printer. The receipt said “YOU OWE ME 0.02 BTC. ALSO YOUR LEFT AIRPOD IS UNDER THE COUCH.” It was right about the AirPod. u/Fit_Marzipan_3392 (1.8k points) Check the megathread. Rule 1: Never run random .exe files. Rule 2: If you do, don’t run them as admin. Rule 3: If you ignore both, don’t post about the demon you unleashed on r/pirated—post to r/nosleep. I downloaded

(2.3k points) Bro downloaded a creepypasta instead of a crack 💀

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