Safari Windows — 11

He opened Edge (because on Windows 11, even searching for a browser requires a browser) and typed: "Download Safari for Windows 11."

"You win. It runs. But so does a fork in a toaster." safari windows 11

"Perfect," Leo whispered.

He tried to log into his iCloud account. Safari 5.1.7 squinted at the modern security certificate, flashed a vague "Safari can't verify the identity of the website" error, and gave up. He opened Edge (because on Windows 11, even