So pull on the soft pants. Put on the music from your actual favorite decade. Laugh with your whole face. And let it all hang out.
We’re here to call that what it is: a bore. saggy tits mature
The saggy mature lifestyle isn’t a consolation prize. It’s a graduation. You have moved from the anxious performance of youth to the quiet, powerful confidence of a person who knows that a sagging body is just proof of a life that refused to stand still. So pull on the soft pants