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People remembered.

He called them Sammy Widgets .

One old man wrote to the company: “I don’t need a paradigm. I need a widget that doesn’t think it’s smarter than me.” sammy widgets

Then Sammy got sick.

The warehouse returned a “no longer in service” notice. People remembered

And the drawer never squeaked again.

Sales spiked. Then they cratered.

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