Santander Lost My Card ((install)) May 2026

Then I called you, and your agent said, and I quote: “We seem to have lost track of the card after dispatch.”

Lost track. Of a card. With my name on it. In 2026.

I’m not angry — I’m genuinely impressed. Did it fall behind a filing cabinet? Get eaten by a sorting machine? Or is it out there, living a better life, tapping contactlessly at a coffee shop I’ve never been to? santander lost my card

Dear Santander,

If you're looking for an interesting way to tell Santander that they lost your card (for example, if they mailed a replacement that never arrived, or they admitted to misplacing it internally), here’s a creative sample: The curious case of the card that never came Then I called you, and your agent said,

Yours in suspense, [Your Name]

Either way, please cancel that card and send another. This time, maybe attach an AirTag. In 2026

You recently informed me that my new card was on its way. I waited by the letterbox like a loyal dog. Days passed. Nothing.