A Sorority Sitter is a hired (or volunteer) alumna, grad student, or older active member who stays in the house during high-stress events — typically overnight. Think: recruitment week, initiation retreats, formal weekends, or nights when the risk management chair is having a panic attack over the fire alarm system.
Let me set the scene. It’s the Thursday before pref night. Recruitment is in full chaos mode. I’m in the ground-floor “sitter suite” — a converted study room with a mini-fridge, a futon, and a whiteboard covered in room checklists. sorority sitters part 1
“The glitter,” one whispers. “It’s in the HVAC.” A Sorority Sitter is a hired (or volunteer)
Long story short: someone used industrial craft glitter during a skit rehearsal, and now the ventilation system is puffing sparkles into the president’s suite. At midnight. It’s the Thursday before pref night