Spring Season United States -
Your car is no longer black; it’s chartreuse. That beautiful "fresh cut grass" smell is actually the scent of your neighbor declaring biological warfare on your respiratory system. Allergy medication sales spike harder than tech stocks. You will sneeze. You will cry. You will forgive it all when you see the first firefly of May.
Rating: 4.5 out of 5 seasonal allergies (and stars) spring season united states
If the year were a movie, spring in the United States wouldn’t be the opening credits or the climax. It would be the chaotic, brilliant, and slightly unhinged second act where the protagonist gets a makeover, picks a fight, and cries in the rain—all before lunch. Your car is no longer black; it’s chartreuse