> DOWNLOAD COMPLETE. EXTRACTING ORIGINAL BROADCAST SIGNAL.

But on his desk, a single whiteboard marker now rested. And when he picked it up, it wrote by itself:

He jabbed the keyboard. The screen flickered. Then, instead of the familiar green progress bar, a command line blinked to life:

> WARNING: TEMPORAL FOLD DETECTED. SITCOM PARAMETERS CORRUPTED.

"The real Big Bang wasn't the start of the universe. It was the moment you tried to watch it for free."

Then, a new error message appeared: