From now on? Three squares. Tops. The rest of you… we go to the bidet.
He reaches for the plunger like a knight drawing Excalibur. too much toilet paper clog
He pulls out his phone.
We’ve been through worse. Remember the corn incident of ‘19? We survived. From now on
Here’s a short comedic piece — perfect for a sketch, social media post, or internal company memo. The Great Plunge of ‘23 social media post