isn’t a real cop. He’s not even a real patrolman. But after his third strike at a box store assembly job, Mitch converted a derelict adult trike into a “patrol vehicle” complete with a blinking amber light from a junkyard forklift.
“They told me three wheels couldn’t handle the beat. Now I’ve got 47 unpaid parking citations—and I gave them to myself .” trikepatrol mitch
Clip of Mitch staring dramatically into a security camera. isn’t a real cop
“You’ve seen bike cops. You’ve seen Segway patrols. But you’re not ready for…” “They told me three wheels couldn’t handle the beat
Fast montage: Mitch weaving through traffic, pulling over a golf cart, eating a donut while still riding.
“TrikePatrol Mitch doesn’t chase clout. He chases justice… and maybe a loose hubcap.”
End screen: Logo of “TrikePatrol” with Mitch’s face poorly photoshopped onto a police badge.