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Tv Tropes - Pirates

Captain Tropea adjusted her eyepatch (a literal plot device that let her see narrative structure). “Crew, we’ve got a trope overload in Sector YA. Set course for the Sea of Subplots.”

One foggy evening, the Cliche intercepted a distress signal from a sinking novel: “Help us. The author has fallen into a trope singularity. Too many ‘chosen ones.’ Too many ‘it was all a dreams.’ Send tropes—no, send anti -tropes.” tv tropes pirates

The first mate, a grizzled parrot named Deus, squawked, “Squawk! Beware the Mary Sue Current ! Squawk! Last crew who went there came back as love triangles!” Captain Tropea adjusted her eyepatch (a literal plot

“Only if you earn it,” Tropea said, boarding his ship with a cutlass shaped like a red herring. “Now—surrender your plot holes, or we’ll fix them for you.” The author has fallen into a trope singularity