He took his position, sighed the sigh of a man who has just subtracted $4,000 from a column that needed to add $12,000, and began to relieve himself. The stream was steady, unremarkable. For ten blissful seconds, all was right with the world.
“Hero,” the man whispered.
Greg washed his hands for a full two minutes, straightened his tie, and walked back to his budget meeting. No one knew what he had done. No one ever would. urinal clog
Then the water level began to rise.