She writes: Hi Gabe. I’m in Finland. It’s snowing. I saw the ocean once, in Portugal. It tasted like salt and airplane coffee. Delia would’ve liked it. The bottle traveled 11 years. I’m the first to open it. That’s real. — Kaisa She saves it.
Or maybe just toward another server.
But that’s the point, isn’t it? Want me to turn this into a full xkcd-style comic script or a narrated video monologue? xkcd message in a bottle