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“Jeffrey?”

Sheldon: “Excellent. My delicates require cold water and a specific spin cycle. I’ve prepared a flowchart.”

(chuckles) “Kid, you just described my first three marriages.”

Sheldon arrives (he biked 4.2 miles after calculating Mary’s probable destination). He announces to the table:

Missy walks past, kicks the porch railing. Cicadas explode into noise.

“I fold.”

Pascal’s Wager and a Pile of Dirty Laundry Act One: The Gambler Sheldon discovers that Meemaw’s new boyfriend, Dale (a gruff but good-hearted used car salesman), runs an illegal poker game in the back room of his dealership. Sheldon is fascinated — not by the gambling, but by the statistical probability of each hand.